Thursday, November 27, 2008

Deprivation

The author is deprived of many pleasures including, but not limited to:
gelati
cafe latte
rich, fishy laksa lemak
buttery kaya toast


He is also deprived of many joys including, including but not limited to:
noisy dinner parties with his family and relatives
quiet dinners with the girlfriend


Of course, there are a handful of other perverse desires that should not be publicly aired, such as:
driving a small BMW through fast, curvy mountains roads
wielding an obscenely sharp blade against a helpless chunk of pork

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3 Comments:

Blogger sabrina said...

Poor dear *hugz*

I shall have a few buttery kaya toast in your honor :p

7:59 pm, November 27, 2008  
Blogger Atlasya said...

Oh no. But since it's China, you can find a butcher's cleaver and a chunk of pork to chop, right?

1:50 am, November 28, 2008  
Blogger Tan Yee Wei said...

Sabrina:
Thank you. Though i think you'd enjoy a nimble little BMW more than a buttery toast.

Atlasya:
Yup, i do have a functional knife. Just that the transition from a functional knife to insanely sharp, absurdly thin blade takes a lot of work to thin down the blade etc.

But really, i should be more worried about the BMW.. i mean, more worried about my studies.

9:45 am, November 28, 2008  

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