Friday, May 27, 2005

The Kiss

An attempt at micro-fiction.

[May 29 edit: Note the disclaimer above- An attempt at micro-fiction. The contents below did not happen to me. I did not try to kiss a man while trying to promote motor racing. A revised version is in the works to avoid these stupid gender confusions, among other shortcomings.]


The Kiss

by Tan Yee Wei


“You free this Sunday night? The European Grand Prix will be on at 8.00,” I asked him.
“Will it be any good?” He may be a man, but he is not much into cars and motor sports. Unlike me.

“Yes lah. Otherwise I wouldn’t ask you right? Anyway, the qualifying format is now a single 1 lap session, and BAR-Honda will be returning to racing. Circuit should be interesting; some heavy braking and tricky chicanes to promote potential overtaking.”

“Ok ok, I trust you. Dinner before that?” he invited.
“Come over to my place, I’ve got some nice fish.”
“I’ll bring some fruits over. And…and ice cream.”
“Nice.”

I pulled him closer and hugged him. I kissed him on his lips; he opened his mouth slightly. A warm, humid, saliva-ish and distinctly oral-cavity smell came to my senses. Immediately after that, I was hit by a pungent and musty smell of decaying vegetation.

I pushed him away, repulsed by his bad breath. “Tiu nia seng! Never brush teeth is it?”
Quickly gathering myself, I tried to mend the situation. “Sorry… slight over-reaction.”

Bad breath is good for bursting bubbles.


~189 (+/- 3) words

8 Comments:

Blogger 小李飞刀 said...

Liao, I thought you were writting from first hand experience until I re-read the disclaimer 'An attempt at micro fiction'. Not that I give a hoot about a friends sexual orientation.

2:08 pm, May 28, 2005  
Blogger Lao Chen said...

Evidently, this piece needs a major overhaul; a decent story does not create such doubts. It had been rushed to the market too soon, and like many rushed consumer products, will need to be recalled for modifications.

12:18 am, May 29, 2005  
Anonymous maria said...

Nice Blog!

1:23 pm, May 29, 2005  
Blogger viLLager said...

need some spicing up to do...which F1 team ya support?? i think he ate durian without u..hahaha=p

5:45 pm, May 29, 2005  
Blogger shifty said...

eeeew? lol

6:07 pm, May 29, 2005  
Blogger Lao Chen said...

maria,
Thanks for dropping by and leaving your mark.

villager,
A moderately spiced up version will be available in a week or 2. Don't expect hot sex or anything of that sort though, i only intend to create a nice, romantic, fuzzy moment, and then potong the stim with a smelly mouth :) By the way, that was only a story, so the "I" is not the same as Tan Yee Wei. Yee Wei is not homosexual.

I'm not much of a team supporter, as long as there's good, exciting racing to be seen. Imola was a brilliant one (where M Schuey got from 13th to 2nd and pressured F Alonso like mad). Euro Gp tonight...woo!

ob!ique,
I'll try blowing the bubble to a better size with my revised edition, the pop it with a bang!.

8:19 pm, May 29, 2005  
Blogger Dr. Tan said...

Wei... you are so sick!! Haha.. does adrian brush his teeth?? (just kiddin adrian). And did you borrow the gay sex book??

1:43 pm, May 31, 2005  
Blogger viLLager said...

tan yee wei = guy?? im sooo confused...

3:21 pm, May 31, 2005  

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