Thursday, January 26, 2006

An open letter to whom it may concern

To whom it may concern,

Your little secret is out. From the outside looking in, it is actually mildly amusing how the leak happened. Like a proverbial hole in the dyke, a little leak would bring the entire edifice down. Perhaps we can discuss this little failure of intelligence in more detail when we meet?

I feel sorry for your well laid plans, and the prospect of a grand entrance (complete with shrieks of joy and surprise) being shattered by a tiny oversight. I alone cannot stem the surging seawater, but you can rest assured that I will not speak.

See you soon.