Monday, January 16, 2006

The prompted essay meme

Unknown to me, Ah Pek had actually done this meme (with the same 10 words) a few hours ago and tagged me. And here I am tagging him...

Sonia has already completed hers, one that would plant a very disturbing image in your mind.

Yee Hou has also done his.

Tagged myself after seeing the fun Yvy had. No fancy introduction this time (like this and this); the meme itself is amusing enough.

The Golden Rules:
Write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words have to be included once, and only once:

me saggy
robot sheets

Cookie points if you can use them in order. But not necessary, it’s supposed to be a challenge ~ so I’ve been told.

Out of the 10 words, you can only change 2 words.

Your essay must make some kind of sense.

Send to 5 people.
ob!ique, since she gets bored at work sometimes
David Chong, since he gets bored at home sometimes
Yee Hou
Ah Pek, because it will be interesting to see the poet get working on this


A day in the life of Thumbelina in her later years
- if she had not escaped the toad

“Come here, my dear Thumby, I am waiting,” the frog croaked cheekily from the bed.

Thumbelina glared at her husband, with his moist, saggy skin hanging loose around his once muscular frame. “Don’t disturb me; the tadpoles need help with their jurisprudence homework.”

“Just a quick blowjob?” he asked hopefully, almost pleading.
From a bowl of grapes, she picked up one of the firm juicy orbs. She whipped her entire body around, turning her feet, hips, waist and shoulders. Her triceps contracted, her wrist snapped, and she let the fruit loose into the air.

It zinged towards the old sagging frog, and hit him between his large eyes. The fruit’s epidermis ruptured, and tasty but pulpy bits splattered in seemingly random directions from the power of the impact.

“Do. Not. Disturb.” Thumbelina repeated herself with an acidic overtone.

A pang of intense loneliness hit the old frog as he licked up the grape pulp from his face and the bed. Some of the liquid from the impact had seeped into the beautiful sheets, ruining its rich ultramarine hue of blue.

Disappointed, the frog shuffled away to watch Big Brother on the television.

~191 words

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Anonymous yvy said...

another hiao blogger on the blog!! hahaha....good one but poor froggy.

11:31 pm, January 16, 2006  
Blogger shifty said...

you are on! but wait til i get back at work first okay? :) and boredom is optional.

12:43 am, January 17, 2006  
Blogger sonia said...

Hahaha.. Same here!

And.. At least ur story not as crappy as mine. HAhaha..

2:11 am, January 17, 2006  
Blogger sonia said...

Elo again.. Actually... maybe I used the wrong word, but mine's definitely a simplier 废 kind lar. *BLeK*.. But no one to show it to, now (at this time in the morning)...

You have a good time packing. Hehe..

2:40 am, January 17, 2006  
Blogger 小李飞刀 said...

Hmmm..Is it just me or does anybody else find the thought of thumbelina giving head to a gigantic frog disturbing...

5:04 am, January 17, 2006  
Blogger Lao Chen said...

Heh poor sod... but then he should learn to pick the correct time for things like that.

Looking foward with great anticipation...

Yours is brilliant leh. I'm definitely going to spread the word about it. And yes, i WILL have a blast of a time packing.

Yuan Harng:
It's probably you.
Actually, its not Thumbelina giving head to a gigantic frog.
Its actually a regular sized frog being given head by a minuscule Thumbelina.

And there lies the difference. Not disturbing right?

8:01 am, January 17, 2006  
Blogger Ah Pek said...

one word. Good Job!

9:33 am, January 17, 2006  
Blogger plink said...

I like! It'll be interesting to read the next part: Thumbelina and Vlad See a Marriage Counsellor.... :)

11:59 pm, January 17, 2006  
Blogger sonia said...

Hahaha... I need less hamsap words to make a not so disturbing essay... Go edit all the words, then I'll try to make a more normal one. Hehehe... (But maybe next 2 weeks or what).

Btw, I'm so going to eat the ice-cream u make when u come back! Haha.. At least I hope I would..

7:11 pm, January 18, 2006  
Blogger Lao Chen said...

Ah Pek:
Two words: thank you!

Haha that would be amusing. Now if only i know the intricacies of marraige counselling..

Good idea. But next few weeks will be busy with the CNY festivities, so lets put this onhold shall we?

No! Mine, all mine!

11:23 pm, January 18, 2006  

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