Saturday, October 08, 2005

Another tag

I must have annoyed Pamela by tagging her the last time. She counter attacked!

Ten years ago I was
12 years old.

Five years ago I was
In a school I did not really feel comfortable in. I was glad to be out of that place. However, I cannot deny that there are were some very good teachers.

One year ago I was
Not doing a lot of productive things.

Yesterday I was
Extremely cross at myself for forgetting to bring my keys out with me. Upon returning to find that I was locked out, I had to take a walk back to the university to get Adrian’s keys from him, then trudge back home to let myself in. I had actually intended to drop my things home and walk over to Safeway to get some ice cream, but the lack of keys screwed the plan up. Stupid me keys.

Good thing I got the ice cream this morning on my way back from the library.

5 snacks I enjoy:
Coffee, preferably with a bit of Bailey’s Irish Cream
Ice cream
More coffee
Coffee beans coated with dark chocolate

5 songs I know all the words to:
Happy Birthday

If there are n words in the song, and I know m words of the song, then I know all the words in the song if and only if n=m.

This being the case, I know the all the words to these songs, since n = m = 0

The Moment, Kenny G
Exodus, Maksim Mrvica
Matsuri, Kitaro


5 things I would do with 100 million dollars:
Count them to make sure its 100,000,000 dollars as opposed to 99,999,999 or 100,000,001 dollars.
Then change them all into coins.
Really, I don’t know what to do with 10^8 dollars. Yet.

5 bad habits:

5 biggest joys:
My family and friends
Managing to snap a decent photograph
Writing something I am happy with
Driving a ‘difficult’ manual vehicle smoothly

5 places I would runaway to:
Rowden White library
Architecture library – lots of large windows for wonderful natural light
Murni SS2

5 things I would never wear:
High heeled espradrilles and platform shoes
Leather briefs
G string
Cancer sticks/ cigarettes

Notice I did not mention lacy lingerie?

5 favourite TV shows:
Telecasts of the Formula 1 Grand Prix races

5 fictional characters I would date:
Mini Me, clone of Dr. Evil in the film “Austin Powers”
Trinity, “Matrix Trilogy”
The Architect, “Matrix Trilogy”
月飞 (‘Moon’- what a horrid English translation. Can’t she be Yuet Fei or something?), “Hero”
Pinocchio from “Shrek 2”- he wears women’s underwear!

People I’m tagging:
None. It’s a long task.

Note[added 9 October 05]:
More rubbish in the comments.



Anonymous pamela said...

yee wei wears/will wear lacy lingerie..!!!! :-D

6:00 pm, October 08, 2005  
Blogger Lao Chen said...

I think you would not want to know. Who knows what the truth might hold.

Once upon a time, there was a curious little bear cub. She was the Property Manager of the forest, and her friends all call her PM for short.

What a curious little bear she was! She peeked into the termite mound, having heard that the queen termite lays "lots and lots and lots" of egs in a day. She hid quetly and watched a pair of lesbian lionesses hug and lick. She climbed into a tree and watched a pair of heterosexual, incestous chimpanzees make out.

One day, she heard that the Yakuza Wacko, YW as he was usually known, wears undergarments of dried lotus leafs. It was too strange to be true; she had to see for herself. Only young, flirtarious female Yakuza members wear lotus leafs! She needed to know the Truth.

One day, PM hid in a bush while YW prepared to bathe in the river's murky, muddy waters. Indeed it was true, YW has lotus leaf undergarments!

PM discovered that knowledge has two sides to it. This particular Truth had a consequence of having one of her finger digits chopped off and preserved in a jar of brine, and presented to the Head Yakuza to appease the organisation.

She lost her curiosity thereafter.

I must be mad...

10:32 pm, October 08, 2005  
Blogger Earl Jenkin™ said...


10:38 pm, October 08, 2005  
Anonymous yvy said...

phew!! thank god no more tags...buay tahan lar!!!! =P

11:29 pm, October 08, 2005  
Blogger 小李飞刀 said...

haha, classic...

2:58 am, October 09, 2005  
Anonymous centerpide said...

i will come and tagg you yvy...wait one day...MUWAHAHAHAHA!

ehehehe but yeah meme's can be a real "pain-in-the-butt" at times!

yee wei, if someone DARED you to wear lingrie...then how ah? :D

5:12 am, October 09, 2005  
Blogger Lao Chen said...

Earl Jenkins:

Haha...scared leh.

Yuan Harng:

Difficult question.In all probability, I'll not do it. Enid Blyton has shown that dares mostly pointless. (The author to many children's books- the Famous Five, Secret Seven, et al)

8:13 pm, October 09, 2005  

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