Wednesday, April 26, 2006


I haven’t done one of those annoying questionnaires in ages, which is a good thing seeing that they are in fact annoying, as already mentioned.

I came upon one such questionnaire on Yvy’s blog, and something in me stirred.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.
They must have felt as if a treasury had been opened before their eyes. Listen to the words of Bernard of Chartres, a scholar living in 12th century France: “We are…”

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
And then what?

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
It’s been ages since I actually turned on the television to watch something.

4.Without looking, guess what time it is?

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A clock ticking. More precisely, the escapement mechanism of a clock ticking.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
This afternoon. Went to a beach area with David to jalan-jalan.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Cynical Idealist, Ah Pek and plink’s blogs. And of course, the source of these questions, Yvy. Yes, Ah Pek did it too but I read Yvy earlier this morning.

9. What are you wearing?
No one cares ok.

10. Did you dream last night?

11. When did you last laugh?
Probably sometime this afternoon.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
They’re bare. I still haven’t got the hooks to hang those stuffed animal heads and polished swords.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Articulating my opinions might cause me to be classified as homophobic by self righteous radicals.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Yvy said ,"let’s just say I prefer the ones where I can unleash my creative vocabulary."
I would agree.

15. What is the last film you saw?
The Machinist.

16. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Pfft... I haven’t actually thought how I would spend money that comes dropping out of the celestial sphere.

17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know.
What if there exists at least one god?
What if one of these gods is all-knowing?
What if one of these all-knowing gods is reading this?
Then what am I to say?

For the sake of this question, I’ll make the assumption that an all-knowing god does not exist.

I’m a sucker for good lighting. Especially diffuse and natural lighting.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Wouldn’t it be easier to change the self?
Anyway, I’d make 6 x 8 = 42.

19. Do you like to dance?
No, I’m too self conscious. Which is really quite a dumbass excuse.

20. George Bush.
Why did Osama kill his wife?
Because when he lifted her skirt he saw Bush.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Eta Carina.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Stay, yes. Live, no.

24.What do you want god to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Woi! Remember me arr?"

25. Five (5) people who must might want to do this meme in their journal.
I cannot imagine who...